Worshipers of the Lamb

Friday, November 06, 2009

The Best of Friends

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Kiddos

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ariel

Noel (my sister)

My Family's Visit

Monday, August 24, 2009

Fun Photos

Thursday, August 20, 2009

He's been a bad boy : )

Friday, June 05, 2009

Martin

Around Martin

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Outside

Garter Snake

Kids

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Kids Outside

Friday, May 08, 2009

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

If you give a mom a muffin,
She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
So she'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old.
She'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty socks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.
Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper for tonight.

She will get out a pound of hamburger.
She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With a Pound of Hamburger.)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill which is due tomorrow.
She will look for the checkbook.

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her eight month old.
She'll smell something funny.
She'll change the eight month old.
While she is changing the eight month old the phone will ring. (Of course!)
Her three year old will answer it and hang up.

She remembers that she wants to phone a friend to come over for coffee on Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.
And chances are,
If she has a cup of coffee,
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

Written by Kathy Fictorie
Based on If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Numerof